D&D 3.5 – Polar Bear Swarm

 

Editors Note: This is a joke.

By Eichlos
Size/Type: Large Animal (Swarm)
Hit Dice: 30d8+60 (195 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares), swim 20 ft.
Armor Class: 18 (-4 size, +12 natural), touch 6, flat-footed 18
Base Attack/Grapple: +22/+50
Attack: Swarm (5d6)
Full Attack: Swarm (5d6)
Space/Reach: 20 ft./0 ft.
Special Attacks: Distraction, improved grab
Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent, swarm traits
Saves: Fort +27, Ref +17, Will +10
Abilities: Str 43, Dex 11, Con 27, Int 2, Wis 10, Cha 6
Skills: Hide -11, Listen +4, Spot +6, Swim +16
Feats: Endurance, Improved Bull Rush, Improved Overrun, Run, Track
Environment: Cold plains
Organization: Solitary, pair, or gang (3-12 swarms)
Challenge Rating: 8
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: None
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